Boom. Headshot.

weirdbologna:

facepalmx2combo:

adagio—redshift:

adversavory:

antibenzene:

irrelevantquestioner:

alwaysanothersecret:

bulletbutt:

cylo:

popcornmassacre:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

i got jane!

i got roxy hoboy

i got jake uwu

Sollux

……………………….oh

I’M APPARENTLY KARKAT

Gamzee!

Apparently, I’m Dirk.

That’s…interesting.

literally karkat irl

i got vriska

HOFUCK

Dirk.

No-one in the audience was surprised.

i’m…. roxy….

dammit what

Jade… Actually considering my antisocial behavior, rabid gardens, and giant floofy monster pets… yes. This is fine. I am okay with this.

cancerously:

seerofsarcasm:

jadedglottologist:

croozluh:

i just

fuck this test

fuck

My diagnosis was eerily accurate

You currently have a number of different subjects that are bothering you and this has lead to a certain amount of emotional isolation and a difficulty in forming human attachments. Many times you will begin a relationship with the highest of hopes only to increasingly find fault with your partner. This leads to an escalating series of disappointments and a general feeling of not being loved quite as much as you feel you deserve.

 You are responding negatively to a hostile environment or a situation in which you feel you do not have control. There is a rebellious quality to your day to day responses which have not gone unnoticed. In response, you have attempted to avoid situations in which you will lose your temper or become agitated. In all likelihood, you are failing this attempt and have become irrational and angry in public. A feeling of perpetual resentment may result, in which case you will become isolated and unlikeable.

You feel both a sense that your problems are causing you stress and that these problems may be insurmountable, or at least that you are probably not likely to be able to solve them through shear force of will. You have the ability to emotionally and physically connect with others, which is often a release for your feelings of helplessness.

 To others you will likely seem introverted and suspicious. Disappointment has lead you  to withdraw from the world and to seek solace in yourself. Ironically, you have a naturally naive and excitable personality that has previously led you astray or has caused problems socially.  You are often afraid of your own enthusiasm. A constant fear of being exploited has lead you to a natural cynicism and a suspicious attitude.

Wow holy fuck stop it

You are lacking in confidence at the moment, most likely due to a sense that you may not achieve your immediate goals, whether professional or romantic.  You are currently in a delicate state, having extended yourself into a new realm of experience, one which has not yet proven itself to be successful. A need for calm surroundings in which to strive for success is apparent.

 You are desperate to define yourself through the power of your own convictions.  Independence is of prime importance in a relationship, though you desire and seek out likeminded individuals who you can respect. If you are required to act against your nature there will be enormous amounts of anxiety and stress created. Similarly, you are loathe to compromise on your opinions or beliefs.

i fucking hATE THAT TEST IT’S SO SCARY seriously like a creepypasta waiting to happen. but my result:

You feel both a sense that your problems are causing stress but also that these problems could be unsurmountable, or at least that you will probably not be able to solve them through shear force of will. You have the ability to emotionally and physically connect with others, which is often a release for these feelings of helplessness.

 You desire to escape from an unsatisfactory relationship or job situation. In all likelihood, you feel underappreciated and you hope for a change or for a way to improve cooperation. With your hopes for compatibility being frustrated, this relationship is beginning to seem like a burden which is leaving you irritable and impatient.

(also did anyone else see the email link at the bottom? continuing testing??? seriously sounds like a creepypasta mindfuck ploy).

There is a conflict in you caused by your inability to connect emotionally with others. The emotional commitment seems to bring with it a raft of limiting factors or else they are perceived to require you to give up some of what you feel is integral your own sense of self. Consequently, intimacy will leave you feeling over-exposed. This is why you avoid it.

Pressure and stress have left you feeling that the best course of action is immediate freeing escape. You are frustrated and have begun to weaken from the effort of facing your day to day problems. Sometimes the problems of the day can seem to come from deliberate antipathy of those around you, although this is often imagined.

…just whut….GTFO of my head, spaz colors!